May 2013
May 17th
41,705 notes
Hey Tumblr,
I kinda disappeared this week. Just saying hey.  I’ll answer my asks this weekend so don’t be mad if I haven’t responded to you yet. 
May 16th
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River: Hi TARDIS did The Doctor behave while I was gone?
TARDIS: GIRL LET ME TELL YOU
May 16th
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The person who makes a pair of pants that don't...
I know it’s friction but it’s 2013. Get on it. People have thighs.  And most of them touch. 
May 13th
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May 12th
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May 12th
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The problem with brunch is that I'm not having it...
May 11th
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May 11th
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May 10th
696 notes
1 tag
If there were an America's Next Top Model marathon...
May 10th
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I am so glad Hyperbole and a Half is back
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May 10th
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May 10th
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It's 8 am and I've already run!
I should take a personal day everyday.
May 10th
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I have a personal day tomorrow.
Two months ago I planned to take today off.  Not because I have anything to do, but I just knew I would want a day off around this point in the year. My sub plans are lengthy and were exhausting to make and while I’m worried that it might be messy in my class tomorrow I am also trying to remember that THE WORLD WILL KEEP TURNING!!!!   Anyway, here is what will happen tomorrow Sleep in....
May 9th
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“Jesus was the original hipster. After all, he was into Christianity way before...”
– Steven Colbert (via criticalconsciousness)
May 7th
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May 7th
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hisnamewasbeanni: mrsjdr: adiemtocarpe: thinkbrit: positivelypersistentteach: teachingtoday: Today wore me out. Hard. Oh good, so it wasn’t just me? The saddest part for me is that today was a “teacher work day”. Let’s just say there’s a reason I prefer working with kids. Grrargh.  I would have replied to this earlier but I was unconscious. And then teaching for my second...
May 7th
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Today wore me out. Hard.
May 6th
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It’s starting to hit me how much I don’t like where I work.  Seriously considering looking for other positions.  Has anybody in #education ever job-hunted while still working in a school? Any advicea?
May 6th
18 notes
(You need some) One, Four, Five: The Way I See It:... →
novelnovice: If you have only been a consumer of learning, your opinion of my planning, teaching, and instruction does not count. This rule applies to students, parents, people planning to be teachers, and, most importantly, politicians. This rule applies to evaluations, both in forms of… BUT THESE PEOPLE PAY OUR SALARY! WE SHOULD LISTEN TO THEM AND DO EXACTLY AS THEY SAY!...
May 5th
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The turkeys in the woods behind my house are going crazy.
May 4th
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May 4th
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1 tag
You ever get the urge to write but then realize...
May 4th
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Drinking alone tonight. In a not depressing way....
May 4th
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1 tag
May 4th
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My dad is drinking a beer and watching Boy Meets...
May 4th
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May 4th
164 notes
Yesterday a student was walking around with a sonic screwdriver, and flashing it to “open” every door. He didn’t get beaten up, somehow. But I gave him a high five.
May 4th
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May 4th
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I Will Wear That Badge With Honor
Me: *yelling at hoodlums in the hallway*
Student: Aww man, Ms. M is The Authority around these parts. I'm gonna bring you in a badge that says "The Authority"
May 3rd
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May 3rd
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Do you lend pencils to students who come to your...
Seriously, this and homework keep me up at night.  
May 2nd
52 notes
1 tag
Let's print some mo-foing Tutoring flyers and get...
May 2nd
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1 tag
Longest Week Ever?
Longest week ever.
May 2nd
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Apparently I have a face that makes strangers...
Because it happens a lot. Or maybe I have a doppelganger or a twin.
May 2nd
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Done with grad classes until the fall.
School’s for suckers.
May 1st
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April 2013
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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1 tag
okay, i did my homework. going to bed now
Apr 30th
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2 tags
God I hate grad school.
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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1 tag
Is there such a thing as too many polka dots?
Apr 28th
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We've Got A Diem to Carpe: Hey Tumblr teachers,... →
everyfiredies: thingsforteachers: I’ve been seeing a lot of pictures with teachers with jeans on at work which is crazy to me! The men have to wear shirts and ties at my school and women are supposed to wear business professional (although mostly we get away with business casual, but… My school has no dress code for teachers—within reason, obviously.  I wear jeans a lot,...
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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sweatervestman asked: The best season was the final between Eva and Yaya in Tokyo. So good!
Apr 28th
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Remember the first season of America’s Next Top Model?  That shit was the bomb. Also seasons 2 and 3. (Actually, 3 is my absolute favorite because it has some of my favorite quotes of all time)
Apr 28th
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Apr 28th
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