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"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

I really love this.  I can’t stop laughing.

"[People Magazine] asked people to recreate scenes from famous movies in a photo. They asked Andy Samberg and I if we wanted to recreate a scene from a movie like Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, and we said that sounds great, but we’d rather do a scene from E.T. You might be like, “How could you and Andy do that; one of those is a child and one of those is an alien! Well, I feel like we nailed it.” - Seth Meyers

I really love this.  I can’t stop laughing.

Parent Meeting. Abridged but Accurate.

  • Parent Who Can't Stop Making Excuses for Child: I just don't know why he has these grades
  • Me: Well...he doesn't do his homework
  • PWCSMEFC: When I ask him if he has homework he says he doesn't know.
  • Me: *points to homework board* We all have a board like that and give time for students to record their homework.
  • PWCSMEFC: But his planner isn't filled out
  • Me: That's because he's not writing in it.
  • PWCSMEFC: It would just be nice if I could get lists of upcoming assignments so I can remind [child] what he should be doing.
  • Me: I'm not doing that.